Howard Meets Jarrett And Nikki The Stripper. 03/19/04. 8:50am
Howard said they got a letter from this guy who was very arrogant about how he can beat Fred in ''Win Fred's Money'' and he can also beat him in a guitar competition. Howard read the letter and the guy really thinks that he can beat Fred at any of this stuff. He also brought in a chick to get naked if he loses the game. He had to hire a stripper after the woman he had scheduled to come with him backed out.
Howard had Gary bring in this guy and the stripper so he could meet them. They weren't ready for the game for some reason. Howard said the stripper was hot and he would like to see her naked. Nikki said that she can be hired through CT-Striptease.com. She's only 18 years old. Howard said she looks like a baby. She just graduated high school last year. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to Nikki who said that her parents aren't too thrilled with what she's doing for a living. She said she's not really into girls that much but she does do some stuff for bachelor parties.
Howard said that Nancy Odell was supposed to be in today but she backed out. Gary told Howard he thinks that her people thought that it might not be that good for her to be on with all of the controversy going on about his show.
Howard got back to the stripper and asked her about when she started having sex and stuff like that. She started when she was 14 with a 16 year old. She talked about the outfits she wears when she strips and about the kind of money she can make doing it.
The guy who was going to play against Fred was Jarrett. He and Fred went at each other for a minute. Jarrett was rambling a bit and not making all that much sense so Howard just moved on to the game. He said that Bally Total Fitness is putting up the money for the game today. Jarrett tried to do a Woody Allen impression but the guys were already hating him. Nikki said she didn't know what she was getting into until about 20 minutes before she came in. It was a last minute thing for her. Gary thought that she was too cute to be doing bachelor parties.
Nikki said she didn't blossom until her senior year in high school. She said she lost some weight and got a nose job. She said that she never does the guys from the bachelor parties. She said the guys that come to the strip clubs are usually the guys who can't get any ass. Howard told her that he goes to Scores and he gets plenty of ass. She said that he's Howard Stern though so that's a different story. Howard had to take a break before getting to the game.

A Quick Game Of Win Fred's Money. 03/19/04. 9:20am
After the commercial break Howard got right back to Jarrett and Nikki the stripper. Howard said that Nikki was behind a curtain naked so if Jarrett loses, they drop the curtain and get to see her naked. Howard ended up yelling at Scott the Engineer for a minute about not having the equipment set up correctly for them. He didn't have time to screw around with that though so he got back to Jarrett.
Howard sent Fred into Robin's sound proof booth so they could play the game. Jarrett did his horrible Jackie Mason impression for about 3 seconds before Howard cut him off and played the game. Jarrett has to answer as many of the 7 questions as possible in 1 minute. If he beats Fred he wins.
1. The North Star is located in what constellation - The Little Dipper (Ursa Minor)
2. What Italian opera term literally means first lady? - Prima Donna
3. What is the medical term for the lower jaw bone? - Mandible
4. Who read an original poem at the 1993 Presidential inauguration for Bill Clinton? - Mya Angelou
5. What American journalist did Warren Beatty portray in Reds? - John Reed
6. What jazz musicain's nickname is ''Bird''? - Charlie Parker
7. Who is credited with inventing the game of Baseball - Abner Doubleday
Jarrett came through with 4 correct in 53 seconds. Fred got 6 right in 30 seconds. Nice! Fred went off on the guy about the letter he wrote to them about how smart he thought he was. Howard almost forgot about the curtain and the naked chick behind it. Howard said that she was pierced and tattooed. He said ''that's terrific'' after looking at her for a short time.
Jarrett also claimed to be better than Fred on guitar so Howard made him go over and play for them. Jarrett said he would play whatever they wanted him to. He jammed for a few seconds and then played something that wasn't recognizable. It was horrible so Howard made him stop. It didn't help that the amplifier was squealing like crazy. He made Scott turn it off because of that. Scott's excuse was that they hadn't used it in a long time, that's why it sounded like crap. Howard told Nikki she looked beautiful and wished Jarrett luck with his personality. He sent them on their way after that and took another break.